This is a collection of oneliners. They are either original or I have forgotten the source.
- Daddy, what does "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
- A television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- It said: 'Insert disk 3...' but only 2 fit in the drive.
- A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
- Don't make me use uppercase!
- The lottery is a tax on those with poor math skills.
- The cook book said to clean the turkey the oven had a clean button.
- Sigh, always a pallbearer, never a corpse.
- Chopstiks: like eating with your fingers, but sometimes you swallow a splinter.
- Never hit a gift horse in the mouth.
- Secret Asian man: giving you a number, making you chow mein.