Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, so by rule, these are half as witty as the oneliners.

  • You might be decended from someone famous. Tracing your genealogy can be fun unless you're Austrailian.
  • Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
  • The 3 R's of Windows tech support: Reboot Reinstall Reformat
    The 3 R's of Linux tech support: RTFM RTFM Again RTFS
  • I've heard that 3 cups of coffee a day are good for you, but I can't tell which three. Just drink the whole pot.
  • Guitar Hero is really a 1 dimensional game: the notes only go from high to low while the notes on a real guitar form a sort of grid. That means that I really only played the square root of Free Bird. That's ok: Free Bird = Awesome^2
  • Great marketting idea for pc repair company: Magnetic business cards handed out with instructions to place them on the side of your pc for safe keeping.